I don't know why, but everyone wanted me to join the fire department ever since I was little. So I did.

Such an unfortunate group of words that were joined together by the grace of his parents.

Finally, the undisputed evidence that SamSung has been working at Apple all along.

We have a new interview with Mr Faartz, who is always happy to answer our questions. For some reason it always stinks in this hospital...

Somehow I would feel a bit safer if our son joins that other school... just in case.

Next time just play along and order a steak with veggies. You'll probably get more of a "salad" than this.

I can't feel my legs, but it's fine, I am well dressed for the weather.

Turkey for thanksgiving? No, thank you. We are only eating healthy, vegetarian food in this house.

Just make sure you DO NOT order that item!

Is that giraffe... safe back there?