You first must pass an intelligence test in order to taste this awesome wine. No, don't cut the rope!

I think I'll go with the lizard style this time. It's been a while since I felt an animal on my head.

I love you with all my boobs, because they are enormous.

I'm taking a biology exam and I need you to explain cell division. Fast!

I won't tell anything to your girlfriend, I'll just show her the entire conversation. Yes, you are screwed now.

Different ways to keep your fingers ready for the next keys.

She could be too young for you, but you are certainly too old for her.

For your own safety, it is encouraged to remove any tight clothes that you may wear during operation.

Sliding is so much fun. But not when you plant your face in a fence.

Dad is so useless. Hist only job is to direct you to your mom.