I wish to be the man with the most sought after body.

Let's just skip lunch, I don't like what's on the menu today.

Why are you interested in the nutritional value? Just enjoy this hot sauce!

Good thing you got laid, you are about to be fried alive.

What could my girlfriend have possibly meant with this ternative thing?

We've been flying for 70 years, goddammit! Just stop and ask for directions!

Take a look inside Edward's family album to meet his real parents.

Embrace your inner geek and come to my mom's basement to play some board games and read comics like the good old times.

Those damn animals should have evolved and should have left this Earth by now.

Get out of my tent, woman! Me and my bike need some alone time right now.