What are you looking at? It's obviously an omnidirectional mic.

So why would you kiss through the fence when there is clearly more space here?

Just because you don't consider something appropriate doesn't mean you have to stop me from doing it.

How would you feel if someonw would just turn you on and leave?

Yo dawg, we heard you like spoilers, so we wrote a few spoilers on your spoiler.

Let me celebrate my birthday by counting all the Facebook greetings.

Looks like poker isn't a game to be played by cameleons.

So how's the weather up there? It's snowing all day. There's 2 feet of snow on the street right now.

Sure, if you got enough of anything, you can shower with it. I learned that in med school.

Just take your girlfriend's iPad and rearrange those icons.