So you keep knives in the kitchen. Great, I like the sandwiches cut in half/

I just love to see you putting trash in my mouth.

And this proves that humans and dinosaurs used to live together.

At least it reached the destination. Who really cares if it's damaged or not?

All those awesome names create a lot of expectations. Sadly, every class will eventually suck.

Simply insert your keys in these holes and we promise to do a fantastic job in cleaning not only your keys but yourself included.

Sir, I will not partake in your modern tasteless working conditions. I shall make my cubicle the way I want.

Nowadays anybody can be a modern artist. Just throw something on a canvas and call it modern art.

Nobody really means to insult or to compliment other people.

Bear Grills would rather drink own piss then drink domestic beer.