Just imagine everybodys faces when the lady at the helpdesk will ask you this question.

If you were a beauty I'd still love you.

What the hell happened Japan? Your men used to look like men.

You are so cute, you look like a gay dog.

Just $11 for eternal life? Then I'll have two please!

And from now on a brand new TV every 6 months, a new iPad, and a new Xbox game per month.

Pedestrian crossings are not safe anymore.

Oh look, now I have to tell all my friends that I don't have a Facebook account anymore. That's a conversation starter right there!

Benches are for lazy people. Those who wear Nike are born to run.

Want to spice up the atmosphere at work? Show up like this the next day, you will definitely turn some heads.