We will save you from fires. But who will save us?

Unheard music is hipster music. All the unsuccessful bands play hipster music.

Son, you represent every ounce of bad luck in my life, so stop complaining about the mirror.

Nowadays water comes in 12 flavors with 10 different colors. So there is a real need for a diet water.

You know what is a MacBook Air good for? Being a mouse pad!

iPod, it is time to meet your real father.

You must be proud to have lost that much weight

A hot summer day with no way of cooling down? Get a big piece of canvas and build your own pool!

Imagine that someone will touch that same bar later that day.

That would be quite an interesting race to see.