Compact camera
Help me with my compact camera. And get me a new 1 KB memory card while you are at it.
No drama
You want to get bitch-slapped? Then no drama today!
What you get for bad parking
God must love stupid people. He made so many.
Tight pants
Go on, say something about my pants. I dare you!
Dying man's wish
The wife must get back to the kitchen. It's my last wish.
Photoshopped muscle
My muscle is so great it rips a hole in the time-space continuum.
McDonald's recycling
Now you now where McDonald's get their main ingredients.
Printer doesn't support printing
You bought a printer that isn't designed to print?
Women, read the Bible
Why don't you just obey your holy book and stop preaching.
Jesus luvs hooters
Might have to think twice before getting the top billboard next time.
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