Whatever you do, do not teach any man how to brew his own beer.

That sign exists because someone really tried to do that.

Ever noticed how cats seem to always lay around exactly where you don't want them?

Hello, anybody home?

Ever wondered how geeky girls dress like? Here you go.

Mr. Koosher was a great teacher, except for the webcam incident.

I don't need no fancy sportscar. I can have my slaves carry me.

Post no fliers all over this place. Did you get it?

Yeah, I'm the best chick out there so stop looking further.

There is no denying logic. If you do not love bacon you are clearly wrong.