Know your priorities in case of fire. Do not tweet before exiting the building!

Scientologists, Jehova's witnesses and especially that Jerry should be nowhere near our house.

The Chinese have absolutely every brand copied.

We know you don't care about your own safety, but think about the cost of gas.

Another fun way to write a 45 mph speed limit.

You cannot deny this similarity between snowflakes and friends.

Nothing happened so we decided to commemorate that nothing with an iron plate.

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The awful truth about social networks and birthdays.