Double check your mask before entering. Better be safe than sorry.

No nail clipper is going to be a match for my claw. Better use some industrial equipment.

Too much stretching because of too much alcohol.

We ain't got money for a professional basket field so you'll have to play along.

Why smoke when you can have pie. A healthier sign it is.

Be lazy and prey that you problems will be magically fixed or actually get up and do something about them.

Check out my new state of the art stereo speakers. On my bike!

Next time be sure to lock the bike frame along with the rear wheel.

You got an urgent delivery. One big-ass boat.

If the sign says to runn like hell, you run like hell.