After your 40th birthday everything seems to be turning into shit.

An awesome way to advertise what you do for a living.

You don't want to be spit by Chuck Norris. Ever.

Any water on your side, Bob?

What a great way to spend the afternoon with your baby. Console games are awesome!

In the event that your computer crashes you have to be prepared.

Definitely not the best slogan for your sweet shop.

You can ride confident that your car is fitted with an airbag.

Probably sitting on a crocodile can give you cancer.

Try to mask the embarrassing Microsoft Office any way you can.