Awesome compilation of the greatest hits from nazi Germany.

It's about time someone realised that beds without handcuffs are worthless.

The greatest invention since sliced bread is here.

Just pray that it isn't reinforced concrete.

Look right. No, not that right, your other right.

The original, the unique, the fabulous Ass Man. Wonder if he knows what's written on his t shirt.

No parking here! Oh wait, I was just joking.

Shooting targets is prohibited in this area. However this does not apply to the actual sign.

Being fat and eating ice cream surely makes you slow.

We can repair just about everything except door bells. We do not do door bells!