So, my friend.... this was one of the best days in gym, ever.

Valentine's Day is coming soon, embrace yourselves. I forgot again to get a girlfriend.

A couple of days ago was National Check Day. 12, 12, 12. Literally.

Every day it's the same. And then you die.

I only have sex on days beginning with "T".

When the night comes, the opening and closing hours are different.