At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.
And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when she talks on the phone while driving.
When parking just remember that you cannot fail more than this.
We keep hitting this road bumps and this is the third window we need replacing.
Oh dammit, I hit another one of those humans running on the streets. Finally the tables have turned.
With a license plate like that he must have known this was bound to happen.
What happens when two train conductors can't make up their mind over who has the right of passage.
Remember to open the garage door before driving your minivan in there.
An empty parking lot and she manages to hit one of the few light posts in here.
Well, looks like that time saying PLEASE doesn't help every time.