The answer to all your problems in college is drinking.

It's time to break the rules.

Just come inside and order the soup of the day. We'll bring you exactly what you want.

This is what every car owner should have in his own car.

Don't worry, this way consuming alcohol while taking a bath is perfectly safe.

He just needs to sleep this one out. But he's good, don't worry.

Well, at least I got a new car because I was drunk. Who else can say this?

Get your hair cut and the whiskey is on us. By the time we finish with your hair you won't be able to stand straight.

If you are carrying any beverages with you I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate them and drink them myself.

Okay cat, now... throw away your trouble and let's party!