I am dying to know what is this vodka made of.
It's important to hold the fun level at acceptable amounts. Whenever you find yourself using birthday cones as a bra, you are overpartying.
At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.
Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.
Looks like he partied a little too much after being chosen as employee of the month. At least he did use his own parking spot this time.
Seems that alcohol has been announced for tonight. And that should come together with low standards and poor decisions. Let's get drunk!
I cannot believe I ended up with this chick right here.
Have nothing to talk about? Why peel off this label when you can talk about that huge tuna you've caught with your bare hands?
The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.
Remember all the things your mom told you not to do? Well she's not here so why worry?