Seems that alcohol has been announced for tonight. And that should come together with low standards and poor decisions. Let's get drunk!
I cannot believe I ended up with this chick right here.
Have nothing to talk about? Why peel off this label when you can talk about that huge tuna you've caught with your bare hands?
The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.
Remember all the things your mom told you not to do? Well she's not here so why worry?
Wouldn't you know it? Being happy was always about alcohol.
I knew that drinking is helpful to my brain.
I must get me and my boys a bunch of shirts like these.
Millions of gallons of alcohol are wasted each and every year. Don't be a part of the problem. Be the solution and finish your beer before leaving.
Come and meet Captain Morgan Freeman. He makes a helluva rum.