Judging a woman by her appearance is wrong. But judging her by what she drinks at the bar is spot on.
You can't enjoy a decent rodeo without having a beer pouch on your belly.
There is a slight chance this could be vodka. It probably isn't but you can never tell.
Ever seen an angry stoned person? They just stop and wait for the sign to get green. No harm there apart from being a pain for the guys behind him.
If you thought you could handle any drink, why not try out a vodka watered down with tequila? Guaranteed to get you a hellish hangover.
I am dying to know what is this vodka made of.
It's important to hold the fun level at acceptable amounts. Whenever you find yourself using birthday cones as a bra, you are overpartying.
At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.
Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.
Looks like he partied a little too much after being chosen as employee of the month. At least he did use his own parking spot this time.