Make sure you shit... err... kindly seat yourself when using our bathroom. We wouldn't want various things ending up in random places, would we?
Do we need to hire a plumber or will the guys with the tiles help us out?
This doesn't even look like a new job so I have to ask: did that toilet remain completely unused?
I understand that it works, but why? Also, what's with all the wood INSIDE the bathroom? Isn't this a place where things get easily wet?
I know it's hard, but stop crying before returning to work. Hands are not important, you can was these later.
Well, thank you, kind stranger. This does not feel weird at all.
Three things you need in the bathroom