A great piece of scientific fact right on the bathroom wall.
Taking a piss? Why not take a selfie while you're at it? And post it online for your friends!
I've heard about diving in pools, but in the bathtub?
Just sit tight, Timmy. Mommy's got to put on some lipstick.
I just need to take those pictures in the bathroom right now.
Get your toothbrush out of my eye immediately, you sick bastard!
The guy who laid out the plan for this bathroom was either too drunk or too stingy.