A great piece of scientific fact right on the bathroom wall.
Taking a piss? Why not take a selfie while you're at it? And post it online for your friends!
I've heard about diving in pools, but in the bathtub?
Because it is too much to test if the toilet would somehow affect the door before installing it.
Just sit tight, Timmy. Mommy's got to put on some lipstick.
I just need to take those pictures in the bathroom right now.
Get your toothbrush out of my eye immediately, you sick bastard!
Of course we'll save space in the toilet. Who cares it's totally not practical?
Ever since we installed this in the men's restrooms it seems they are constantly drinking water and going to the bathroom.
The guy who laid out the plan for this bathroom was either too drunk or too stingy.