Happy birthday, James. Sorry about that little cake accident, it was a misspelling.
I made you a cake that sucks. It goes well with you.
It's the new delicious ass cream cake. Only $3.69.
You did say that you wouldn't mind as long as it was a chocolate cake, so here you go.
We know you love pizza so try our pizza in a box in a cake.
After your 40th birthday everything seems to be turning into shit.
Just let me blow these candles myself. And by the way, your singing sucks.