Now I simply want to slash his tire just to see him replace it with this and drive off.

There's always that little car that needs to much space to manouver.

License plate checks out.

My BMW has this weird option that keeps blinking and making an annoying sound. I need to bring it to the mechanic.

Ever since I got this Prius all I ever wanted to hear was how awesome was my car.

License plate checks out.

This tires are expertly made... by experts. So rest assured that they will last a long time.

And this is how you can afford to get a Porsche in your lifetime.

I'm so desperate for a vaccine that I'll take anyone's word. This looks totally legit.

Looks like we need to purchase another car. Ain't no way I'm getting close to the old one.