Oh,you modified an old gangster car and fitted a 500hp engine? That sounds extremely safe and we'll let you drive it as long as you like. Just don't bring any of that fancy last generation sports car. Those weird engineers have no idea what's going on so it could be extremely dangerous on the streets.

And I love my virginity too. It's one of my prized possessions.

This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.

Remember that old Barbie Girl video from Aqua? This guy should have been their first pick.

This driver is going to have a good laugh when he checks his back while driving.

Someone surely wants a raise. Such passion. Such commitment to go above and beyond to satisfy the customer's cleaning needs is rarely seen.

Knitting has been proven to cause a lot of accidents lately. Especially when it comes to old ladies.

I got the tallest Christmas tree on my street. And I got it already setup and powered.

Definitely only a woman would leave the keys in the door and the skirt hanging out.

An extra lock is always good to have.