What would an engineer with half a car, half a bike and too much time on their hands do?

I am able and willing to fix any kind of problem. And this is proof.

The car got a bit rusty and we didn't have cash for a full paint job. Luckily, there was a discount for duct tapes.

Just because you can do it, it doesn't mean you should put together a dozen different car bodies together. On the flip side, at least you kept the same color.

I simply cannot take any chances with my precious keg. The kid? Oh, he's chilling, in the trunk.

Ain't nobody going to be able to steal my car now.

Looks like my neighbour wanted to drop by and say hello. I would have preferred that he left his car at home though.

Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.

My boss asked me why was I late to the morning meeting. I sent her this photo.

Surely these were random license plates that just happened to correctly suite the owner.