Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.

Looks like someone used to get confused so a label made sense. Good for them!

I don't want to brag, but I kind of own a Mercedes. Yeah, it takes me places, in style.

This car was so future proof that it even had a slot of mobile phones before they were a thing.

We either change the part, weld it together or go with our 3rd, cheapest option. What will it be, sir?

Honey, I just got a new car for you. It's already registered and has your name on the license plate!

The first thing I would ask this guy after pulling him over is where is he heading.

Do not forget to wind up your Smart each evening before bedtime. This will keep it charged for the next day!

At least you won't have any kind of issues in the winter if you forget your gloves at home.

So we don't have any cup holders? That's all right, I will simply add this little 50 lbs block here.