This car was so future proof that it even had a slot of mobile phones before they were a thing.
We either change the part, weld it together or go with our 3rd, cheapest option. What will it be, sir?
Honey, I just got a new car for you. It's already registered and has your name on the license plate!
The first thing I would ask this guy after pulling him over is where is he heading.
Do not forget to wind up your Smart each evening before bedtime. This will keep it charged for the next day!
At least you won't have any kind of issues in the winter if you forget your gloves at home.
So we don't have any cup holders? That's all right, I will simply add this little 50 lbs block here.
I guess that's one way to prevent access to the gas tank.
I told you guys that I needed my brakes fixed.
First of all, you have a manual, so that pretty much takes care of the entire theft problem.