Horse is tired. Needs resting. Hope he doesn't step on the dogs.
Want to get a free massage from your kid? This guy has the answer.
Go on, dare to steal my car keys now.
Meet the ultimate swag master. Ain't nobody got more swag than this guy.
Don't have a tow truck? No worries, just place that old car in the pickup and drive off.
Why bother holding the smoke with the other hand? You might as well throw the butt inside while you're at it.
Got an old car? Get some duct tape and start fixing stuff!
I found this old car for sale and it has a built-in iPhone 5 dock. Just amazing what they were thinking about back then.
That is surely going to provide a hell of a down force on my car.
No real geek would ever dare to park in this spot.