This surely looks like someone who is quite upset about the constant robberies.

Whenever an asshole parks on the sidewalk just get your bike cable and pull one of these.

Wanted a sports car but all you got was this truck? I'm sure you can do some tuning and get what you want!

And also looks like he goes out with girls that are a little on the modest side of proper spelling.

The door opening is a great feature and you've certainly heard this expression countless of times. Why not have options? Why not have doors opening in your way?

So I took a rental and after driving for 2 days I noticed this. Might explain all the honking that I've gotten so far from other drivers.

That's not even a bad logo to begin with. Clear, to the point and exemplifies their purpose. 10/10!

Imagine being in an accident with this guy and needing to report his license plate number to the police.

Who needs their top installed when you cruise along at top speed during the rain?

Got to get one of these self winding wheels. Need to look after the environment after all.