You just can't go to school and learn how to be a mechanic. It is something that you are born with.
Now I can finally park my triangular shaped car. If I had one!
The minivan's life story summed up on a bumper sticker.
Looks like I've come across the most evil pigeon there is.
Just in case you were wondering I am in fact just sleeping. No need to call an ambulance and wake me up in the middle of my beauty sleep.
I'm learning to use this damn stick so try to stay the hell away from me. Or I am not and this is just a clever excuse to keep everyone at a distance.
Looks like another of those bacon signs down by the pier. Better go and check that out.
Don't want to move your car? No worries, we will just work around it.
This guy clearly parks like a douchebag an should get his car towed.
Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.