Just sit there and don't move. This will probably take about an hour or so.

After giving it a try, this was all I could come up with. Close enough.

So you can place your Sony Vaio inside your pocket? I can fit my entire computer in there.

Although old, this error is epic in its simplicity and lack of logic.

At least I've got Internet. It's dialup but who cares?

Your laptop frequently needs washing to keep the dust away from sensitive components. Water acts like a conductor so it will actually increase the laptop's performance.

Let's go for a walk. Now!

Don't interrupt me while I'm at the computer doing... things.

When was the last time you cleaned your computer?

The awful truth about house cleaning.