At least I've got Internet. It's dialup but who cares?

Your laptop frequently needs washing to keep the dust away from sensitive components. Water acts like a conductor so it will actually increase the laptop's performance.

Let's go for a walk. Now!

Don't interrupt me while I'm at the computer doing... things.

When was the last time you cleaned your computer?

The awful truth about house cleaning.

Check out my brand new Mac. It's genuine.

The dog just connected itself via the USB port.

If all else fails, use the normal fan.

Someone please buy this gy an ashtray.