I know that the visible bathtub is a thing right now, but the middle-of-the-house placement of this looks kind of weird.
Imagine bringing in a sofa into one of those apartments.
It was at that time, right after holding the handlebar in mid air that I realised my car might kill me someday.
Looks like we need to fix that ceiling now. Luckily, we already have a ladder with us.
The description said that your apartment had a balcony, but where is it? Oh, that makes total sense.
Don't worry, this is rusted by design. Once rusted, you cannot rust anymore, correct?
I agree that there are languages where you read from right to left, but from bottom to the top?
When advertising your crack-free cement, make sure you crack-proof the billboard too.
I surely hope that they won't simply pick them up and place them back.