Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.

I don't think I want to find out just what kind of dressing they're using on those McSalads.

Why on Earth would anyone order food? The answer to this question has eluded scientists across the world for decades, but now it's finally cleared.

As a reword for pooping yet again on our sofa we decided to prepare him for dinner.

A spoiler? No, I installed this on my ride so I can ear my bowl of cereal.

This chicken really has some balls to show its face around here.

When I said wrap the baby this isn't what I had in mind.

She needs a full McDonald's diet as soon as possible.

Animals look adorable... on my dinner plate. Now pass me that juicy bacon and sausages.

Looks like the little snake has better plans.