Why on earth should I have to lean down to eat? I could just stick my head up here.

Did you say.... tuna? Tunafish? OHHH GOOOOOOD!

I am only eating two slices of pizza today. My kind of diet.

We all know that's true, you can't help it not eating a french fry on your way home.

They will suspect nothing, I am camouflaged perfectly.

Well.. if you can see this, you're awake enough to feed me. Thanks.

Nah, I don't want to eat, thanks. Mmm... okay, maybe one. GIVE ME ALL THE FOOD!

Hey, I'm so glad you're home... they broke in again and stole your rotisserie chicken!

And this is me, my friend, when I'm hungry. Did anybody say food?! WHERE?

Okay, now stop talking kid and finish your breakfast. EAT!