I'm guessing this doesn't include photos of Bear Grills eating.

At least the bun is an XXL one.

Oh that's a relief. Up until now everywhere I've been to and had a quick snack somehow ended with me getting pregnant. This place is awesome!

This is impossible. Our products are 100% not natural. A human hair would clearly not be inside your sandwich.

China will take over the world. Now they plan to get fatter than the Americans.

Where there's no beer there's breakfast. I cannot eat without any beer around.

Ever since she got pregnant, there are this weird food requests coming up a 3 am in the morning.

Guess this way she can watch out for any approaching competitors and defend the food.

You always need to keep a pizza right in your drawer next to your bed. You know, in case you or one of your lady friends gets hungry in the middle of the night.

Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.