As a reword for pooping yet again on our sofa we decided to prepare him for dinner.

A spoiler? No, I installed this on my ride so I can ear my bowl of cereal.

This chicken really has some balls to show its face around here.

When I said wrap the baby this isn't what I had in mind.

She needs a full McDonald's diet as soon as possible.

Animals look adorable... on my dinner plate. Now pass me that juicy bacon and sausages.

Looks like the little snake has better plans.

Those germans get their sausages into everything possible.

Hey, where's the sauce? You forgot the sauce.

Why on earth should I have to lean down to eat? I could just stick my head up here.