Another reassuring evidence that skipping school will certainly get you a flipping burgers job.

We interrupt this program to give you the latest developments: it seems that the president is going to get something to eat. Stay tuned as we unveil his food preferences.

No toaster? What do you mean you have no toaster? What's that iron doing over there?

That is a sure way to keep everybody away from your food.

Eating frosted flakes every day will make you look just like this tiger.

I'm guessing this doesn't include photos of Bear Grills eating.

At least the bun is an XXL one.

Oh that's a relief. Up until now everywhere I've been to and had a quick snack somehow ended with me getting pregnant. This place is awesome!

This is impossible. Our products are 100% not natural. A human hair would clearly not be inside your sandwich.

China will take over the world. Now they plan to get fatter than the Americans.