Ever since she got pregnant, there are this weird food requests coming up a 3 am in the morning.
Guess this way she can watch out for any approaching competitors and defend the food.
You always need to keep a pizza right in your drawer next to your bed. You know, in case you or one of your lady friends gets hungry in the middle of the night.
Don't have a kitchen knife laying around? Just grab that assault rifle with the bayonet.
I don't think I want to find out just what kind of dressing they're using on those McSalads.
Why on Earth would anyone order food? The answer to this question has eluded scientists across the world for decades, but now it's finally cleared.
As a reword for pooping yet again on our sofa we decided to prepare him for dinner.
A spoiler? No, I installed this on my ride so I can ear my bowl of cereal.
This chicken really has some balls to show its face around here.
When I said wrap the baby this isn't what I had in mind.