Get away from me, human. I need my beauty sleep.
What are you trying to say? This is not a Jacuzzi? You do what in here?
He loves cats so much that he wanted to always have one on his chin.
Come on, it's night time. Time to wake up, human.
Let me in human or I will scratch this window and you will be sorry.
I want to see how you are going to get that stick through the gate.
What? Those are not mine. I have no idea how they managed to get there.
It's not what it looks like. They just stayed in the sun too much, that's all.
And also keep in mind that cats need constant water so be sure to gently sprinkle some every time they seem to fall asleep.
I was just asleep and heard a loud bang and when I got here I found this mess, said the dog.