Our dog was the biggest fan of our archaeological site. He always seemed to find the biggest bones.
I told you over and over again to watch out for the sofa crack.
My new cat came with charging status LEDs. Now I now exactly when it's charged.
Girlfriend cat caught me sleeping. Yeah sure!
Sorry, no touchscreen on this one, buddy.
What if I have been living in a lie all my furry life? Nah, foolish thoughts. Human, get here! I need sustenance at once!
I know he's just drinking some water, but boy does he look hangover.
Get away from me, human. I need my beauty sleep.
What are you trying to say? This is not a Jacuzzi? You do what in here?
He loves cats so much that he wanted to always have one on his chin.