Almost 2 weeks have passed since I've infiltrated the enemy, yet I'm still considered one oh his own.

This was MY spot. No doll is going to take it from me.

The lazy award this year goes to this guy. The dog is getting a hell of an exercise though.

Our dog was the biggest fan of our archaeological site. He always seemed to find the biggest bones.

I told you over and over again to watch out for the sofa crack.

My new cat came with charging status LEDs. Now I now exactly when it's charged.

Girlfriend cat caught me sleeping. Yeah sure!

Sorry, no touchscreen on this one, buddy.

What if I have been living in a lie all my furry life? Nah, foolish thoughts. Human, get here! I need sustenance at once!

I know he's just drinking some water, but boy does he look hangover.