Every time my cat sees me trying to work, she jumps right on my keyboard.

Try your free yoga experience today by bending down and picking up your dog shit!

I've taught him how to speak, but now we need to work on his expressions.

Either you do something about this or I will take things in my own jaws.

Yes, I know it is the wrong way, but I have my string reasons to keep it as it is.

I just wished he would rub my back like other humans do. This is getting ridiculous.

She took a nap and I couldn't bring myself to wake her up. Good thing she didn't fall asleep on the keyboard like last time.

This dog is simply missed. And I'm the one missing him so... take notice... and... carry on.

You would think that approaching some chicks would be simple if they're caged.

I'm simply taking my human to the store so he can buy me some more bones.