I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?
Want to catch those cats that keep stealing stuff from your backyard? Why not buy these awesome cat traps. Guaranteed!
I am going to ask once and only once: where did you put the box? Don't test me, human!
If you see her here you will know what to do.
Guess what I was going to use at the supermarket today to buy some more dog food. Unfortunately, I won't be able to until the bank issues another credit card next month. Guess again who will have to eat leftovers until then.
I got to get a dog like this. Just imagine how many hours of walking in the park I would save.
Taking the dog for a walk is no fun anymore. Taking the dog for a swim is more like it.
In this house it is clear who are the bosses.
I'm starting to feel like this neighbour an I will have a serious argument over those horrible letters he keeps writing me.
If only walking the dog would be this simple.