Ever since she got pregnant, there are this weird food requests coming up a 3 am in the morning.

I guess most ladies will agree to this success story.

The bottom line is: never ask a woman if she is pregnant. It's either obvious or she's just fat.

I admit that I may had something to do with your current situation.

Not even want to imagine what would it be like if that were a tattoo.

You might want to think this through before answering the question.

At least one person will be seriously freaked out because of this.

You are pregnant? Then I have just lost my AT&T service.

So the only way this woks out is if they are both smart.

Woman waiting for her husband to come back from Iraq after 12 months of being at war.