And that's why we stay so long in the toilet. Someone eventually will give up.

Are you willing to duct tape your butt or exit without wiping?

The world of men is a harsh place. Just imagine what they have to put up with in the bathroom.

So what am I supposed to do with my sh*t?

If you do this, then you really deserve a punch in the face.

Wishing you all the best in your bathroom activities. We are thinking about you.

No wonder it will take you a whole hour to take a dump.

Take part in the Christmas spirit by taking a dump on poor Santa.

It won't stay up and I need both my hands for myself.

Someone clearly ate too much chili sauce.