So I get that this place only serves cats and chickens or wh.... hold un... oh, yeah, I get it now.

Hi there, I'll just sit here taking a dump while you wash your hands.

In other words, you better learn how to take a shit or we'll explain it to you, step by step.

In case the rain starts when you go to the toilet this umbrella will keep you dry.

If you haven't managed to aim properly then just take a seat like the ladies.

Do you wash your hands before returning to work?

Guess everybody needed to steal this toilet paper.

Don't mess with Little Bill or you will regret it.

Once you sit on it, you will stick with it.

So are you going to wipe and risk touching the spider or just walk away slowly?