No toilet paper
Just a little more, a little more. Hope nobody sees me.
Restroom with TV
You can't even take a dump in the field without television these days.
Guess which is which
Do you feel like a screw or a nut?
Wait till daddy pees
What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.
No diving in the toilet
Beware of the shallow water and limit any diving to prevent permanent injury.
For people with 4 hands and in a hurry.
To the Ministry of Magic
Specific directions to the Harry Potter world.
If you don't want to wait in line
Sure, go right ahead and piss in public. Nobody will mind anyway.
Porsche drivers are small
Porsche drivers, please stand closer so you don't pee all over the bathroom.