Just a little more, a little more. Hope nobody sees me.

All men need is a tree.

You can't even take a dump in the field without television these days.

Do you feel like a screw or a nut?

What? There was absolutely no way I was going to leave my kid alone outside.

Beware of the shallow water and limit any diving to prevent permanent injury.

For people with 4 hands and in a hurry.

Specific directions to the Harry Potter world.

Sure, go right ahead and piss in public. Nobody will mind anyway.

Porsche drivers, please stand closer so you don't pee all over the bathroom.