So how exactly am I supposed to sit on this toilet?
Some smartass will eventually take a photo of the next guy's reflexion.
You must be THIS tall to be able to pee in public toilets.
An original scarf. Just don't leave it in the bathroom or someone might use it instead of the real thing.
At least he didn't take the dog in with him.
We care about what our customers have to say, we really do. That's why we installed a new suggestion box.
Have a spare plastic chair? Why not make yourself a comfortable toilet seat right there in your garden?