Remember that it's not the result that matters, it's the intent.
I can do this
Finally all those Mario games I've so relentlessly played have brought me to my final challenge. Now is the time that I will have to prove myself.
So ever wanted to connect you garden hose directly to your TV. Now you can!
Wish you were here
I need someone to push once in a while. So you should have been here.
Well the cold one is too cold and the hot one is too hot. Better call in my engineering skills for this task.
Let's break some rules today and start diving immediately.
This was just what we needed to be placed in the middle of the road.
Incoming spinal injury
Hope he's got insurance that covers acts of stupidity.
There is clearly an outsider among us working within this office.
The perfect water
We have plenty of water. In solid state. Surrounded by whiskey. The perfect kind of water.