There is clearly an outsider among us working within this office.

We have plenty of water. In solid state. Surrounded by whiskey. The perfect kind of water.

Looks like another of those bacon signs down by the pier. Better go and check that out.

Those water molecules are all over the place so watch your step because it may get slippery.

What kind of beverage must have consumed the last guy who used this urinal?

After giving it some thought, this setup will actually force you to either use very hot or very cold water. Extremely devious.

I am dying to know what is this vodka made of.

And right here we can see the modern statue of the housewife, emptying the washing machine.

Better document this on Facebook so everybody can see how awesome I look when drinking water.

We're selling the snowman from last year. Any bids?