Every time you snooze on the porch some bastard ruins your mood.
Welcome the place filled with beautiful butts. Enjoy your stay here.
In case of fire don't throw the elevator at the flames, use the water instead.
It's actually true. So, so, so true. WEIRD!
Sometimes, saving water can be as funny as this. So... drink beer!
Okay, okay, I really gotta calm down. Be Zen, be Zen, be Zen!
If you want flavored water... you got two options, flavored with snow or flavored with bacon.
This is defintely the best way to sell me water. Non-alcoholic vodka!
I sometimes drink a glass of water only to surprise my liver. HAAAA, SURPRRRRIIIIISEEE!
Okay, okay, I don't want to have fun anymore. I want to study and do my homework, I promise!