Get this tshirt and save your friends' time and money.

By the time you read this you've already read it.

While boarding a plane it is not a good idea to tell everyone of your intentions.

This booth will surely be used continuously until spring.

Having your parents' family name "Condom" is one thing, but also having your first name "Jesus" is beyond logic.

It seems a lot of people were doing just that, so they had to put this sign up.

Another brilliant use for the universal duct tape.

I don't have time to fry you, so just sit still while I eat you alive.

Beware of Sunday, when domestic violence is no longer prohibited.

If you don't have money to buy yourself a normal Christmass tree, just use your ladder and some lights.