Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?

Another great way to make fun of rules.

What kind of naughty club house could this be?

You probably have the best view from this chair. View of the orange pole that is.

Ever wonder what people do when there is nothing more they can do with their old car? Throw it in the dumpster of course.

Just let me blow these candles myself. And by the way, your singing sucks.

I'm a grownup man and I am able to paddle just like you guys.

Don't forget to close the window on the balcony or we will freeze to death.

That's a walrus you don't see every day.

That will work for sure. Just wait until the car heals itself.