If everybody will see your thong anyway you might as well buy a pair of jeans like these.
When it's just too damn cold you could try one of these. Or just grab a huge pair of pants.
Round 1. Fight!
It's clear where we are all heading.
And also be afraid, be very afraid.
Clearly all her friends must have sent her birthday cards. She's that important.
You see your neighbour hanging on the roof with a fallen ladder underneath. What do you do? A) You help him out. B) You get your camera and take a photo.
This guy has definitely got to switch from coal to gas.