I always thought there was a problem somewhere. Now I know! I am so beautiful that there are simply no other people in my league. That's why it is so hard to find someone.

Just wait until someone reads this and tries to follow the instructions.

The plan mentioned a street crossing here so this is where we'll paint it. Just go and smell the flowers then come back.

I don't know what might happen, but in case it does I will certainly be well equipped for handling any kind of bowel movements.

If you ever wanted to explain multi factor authentication to your grandma then here is your solution.

On the flip side you do know that your eyes have never smelled more refreshing than right now.

So how do you call this meat product? Well it came from the jungle, doesn't appear to contain any bones and we could simply go with ham, since it's red on the inside.

Contract said that we needed to place the pole at this spot and we don't want to pay any kind of penalties. Your rail was in the wrong place.

The more masks you wear, the more protected you will be.

At least you won't have any kind of issues in the winter if you forget your gloves at home.