You want mysteries? Now you have them. Get your mystery book right here.
Just leave this cup on the girl's side, place a camera nearby and watch the expression on everybody's faces.
It's none of your business how I know the color. I'm simply smart and able to figure it out on my own.
Just carrying the cross down the street, that's all. Don't worry, it's on wheels too.
Here, I'll fill that in for you. I really need a blow job right now.
For all the money you are getting I should be able to print whatever the hell I want so stop whining!
Don't worry, I got front row seats. The guy I got the tickets from says they're the best.
Remember when you held the flashlight in your hand? Our kids will never know about it.