Welcome to our re-tail store. Your dog is gonna love it!
I'm sure there's an explanation behind this picture, but I'd find it pretty hard to think someone would convince me to wear a pig tail and pose as a piglet here.
Someone forgot to tell him that they recently poured concrete across the sidewalk.
Wonder how it looks like when it grows towards a full moon.
I wonder how you manage to turn around in that tiny bathroom.
We need faster horses, so I guess gas should do the trick?
That drink is probably cold enough by now.
A man's best friend is someone who helps out with the car maintenance from time to time. And barks.
It's 50% off for a reason. Enjoy your bread though!