The perfect nut package really exists.

Make sure that your motivational messages don't have additional meanings once the pencil gets shorter.

This is a totally private fence. Make sure there are no signs at all times.

What happens when the toilet paper runs out? Just withdraw some George Washingtons!

Has anyone seen my dog? He's got an average height, with some black spots over a white fur.

Stand back everyone, he is taking the big roll this time.

Whoa there, buddy. You ain't getting in without a checkup first.

This Halloween make sure you bring fear to anyone expecting an international shipment!

The old links were rusting away anyway so the zip-tie will surely last much longer.

You need to explain yourself why you don't have the appropriate age, sir!