One stroke on the apples, right? Right?

Good luck getting you car out.

I have a particular skill for finding people. Because I have contacts.

A comfy chair for a comfy experience while taking a dump.

The original, forever non-attractable person.

How to explain variable values to a non-programmer?

We found the use case for the city carpet we had as kids.

That's a great choice for naming your airline company.

If you think your relationship with your significant other is not going to well, why not take a look at the alternative?

So looks like I was an accident that phoned my mother by accident.