Oh, you need gas? That is so hilarious. Get your own electric vehicle next time.

At least he didn't cross any parking lines like the other douchebags.

The ultimate low pants. Try running now.

Rock, paper, scissors... meet your god.

I don't care how dark it is, if you are naked I want to see you right now.

Other activities belong in motel rooms, not in here. So act accordingly.

We really do want to help out our friend here, why would this sign be embarrassing for him?

Just to make everything clear, I am not a cop driving in an unmarked vehicle.

I better not find this picture posted all over the Internet tomorrow.

Yeah, that should be close enough. It's the thought that matters, not the end result.